Sam Demotivational Poster
NICE TRY - You thought you could escape from the kitchen didn't you?
A TRUE WOMAN - She rightfully defends her territory... the kitchen. Now...stop playing around and make me a sammich!
PURPLE HAYS - All in my brain, lately things just don't seem the same ...
OSAMA: R.I.P. - He now joins Megatron at the bottom of the sea.
NEW DRINK -
BLONDES - Are you the one who got Osama Bin Laden ?
FINISH HIM -
OSAMA BIN LADEN - Hide and Seek Champion September 11, 2001 – May 1, 2011 Finally Got Him !
HELL YEAH - Sometimes, you can just know the day is gonna be EPIC.
MY SESAME CAKE - Stop Eating It
I WANT YOU - Prepared for the Zombie Apocalypse
DREAMS - Sometimes, they come true.
DON'T SHOOT!! - She's got a hostage!
PLAGIARISM - Now In 3D!
REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY -
MCDONALDS - Their Burgers Are Made Fresh !!
SESAME STREET... - breeding what we call muppets today
MAKE ME A SAMMICH -
THE WIZARD OF OZ - Does he look like a bitch?
RAISE YOUR HAND - If you're an asshole.
THIS IS HOW IT ALL STARTS - One photoshopped picture and you have another conspiracy theory on your hands
SANOSUKE SAGARA - I think Cloud's Buster sword just got out-bigged...
STAR SCREAM - You've FAILED me again....
100 KIRBYS! - Choose you character!
BEHOLD! SHARK POOP! - Errrr... Osama Bin Laden
HONEY COME AND GET IT - I made you a sammich !
SAMMICH - Looks like this one could use some meat !!
SCHRODINGER'S SAMMICH - It is both delicious und not delicious. You cannot know until you take a bite.
"GERBER BABY" REJECT - Little Sammy Kinison
SAMMICH... - Yeah go make me one!
OSAMA BIN LADEN - meets the first of the 72 virgins promised by Allah
CHUCK NORRIS - Killed Osama Bin Laden
TAKE AWAY THE -
THE MAXX - Coolest homeless person EVER!
OPTIMIST VS PESSIMIST. - The Optimist "Oh what a beautiful sight, let's check it out." The Pessimist "You do know the moment we step inside we're gonna be killed by Ninjas and Samurais right?
EDWARD CULLEN - Can't even compare to this amount of swag.
ULTIMATE SAMMICH!! - Two grilled cheese sandwiches as buns... ...BRILLIANT!
OSAMA BIN LADEN SEAL TEAM 6 -
APACHE CHIEF - What kind of stinking superhero loses his powers to a cup of hot coffee to the crotch?
I KNEW IT! - He's Still Alive
FOUND OSAMA BIN LADEN -
BERT AND OSAMA - We're pretty much dead now. Just admit it.
PURE ELECTRICITY - IN MY PANTS!
SO ERNIE? - Ya left me for Big Bird cause he looks like a big rubber ducky. How 'bout this for a big bird so start the ducking!
SNAKE'S MOTORBOAT - The two best places in the whole game!
BUN IN THE OVEN - Wow...that is very good dear... Now quit standing around and finish my sammich
FUTURE POLICEWOMEN - If that's how the female cops are dressed, then WTF do the hookers wear?!
MAKE HIM A SAMMICH -
AH THE GOOD 'OL DAYS - When women accepted their natural place
OSAMA BIN LADIN - No wonder we can't catch him. All we have are stinkin Humvee's.
HIGHER EDUCATION -
SILK SPECTRE - All I have to say is spandex does the body good
WORLD HUNGER - If you people would LIVE WHERE THE FOOD IS! YOU LIVE IN A DESERT! NOTHING GROWS OUT HERE! NOTHING'S GONNA GROW OUT HERE! YOU SEE THIS? HUH? THIS IS SAND.
THE FUTURE -
SAMURAI ELVIS - Can't get any cooler than that!
DEADLY - A womans tongue.. like a sharp sword can kill with one blow.. but most women prefer torturing you with it first....
TAPPING?!?!? - I'd be tearing that shit up!!!!!!
Same Day Delivery -
GO AHEAD - Tell me to get you a sammich ONE MORE TIME
JUST MELLOW OUT MAN - The Sesame Street Dudes Abide...
SESAME STREET - brought to you today by the letter "O".....myyy....
GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN -
CASINO ROYALE - Samuel L Jackson as James Bond "I said 'shaken not stirred', Muthafukka!"
SAM FISHER WILL GET THE JOB DONE ONCE AND FOR ALL - If Gotham City Was Being Protected By Sam Fisher All Super Villains Would Be Dead And The City Would Be Safe For Good.
MAY 2011 -
SAMUEL CLEMENS -
OSAMU TEZUKA - In the time it took you to read this he drew a +100 page Manga
COSPLAY - NOT always a bad idea
AMERICAN BADASS -
A DISNEY WEEK - is clearly when the Prince gets married and the bad guy gets killed
GOOD SAMARITANS - What Really Happens When You Join A Band Of Misfits With Serious Personality Disorders
VAMPIRES - Are better counters than lovers.
WTF - This is where our kids colorful vocabulary comes from.
BIG BIRD - See this kids? You didn't pay enough money to PBS, now look at what you've done.
I ALWAYS WANTED TO DO -
YES YOU! - Hey Osama, what took you so long?
OSAMA UNDER THE SEA - i can't wait for this episode of spongebob
FRANK BARONE - MAKE ME A SAMMICH!
SESAME STREET PSA - If it's not love Use a glove
JOHN MONTAGU, 4TH EARL OF SAMMICH - Wench, bring me meat tucked between two slices of bread.
GOODNIGHT RALPH - Goodnight Sam See you tomorrow
MAYBE IT MEANS -
IN CASE OF EMERGENCY PLANS - Always made after the emergency
SAMUS ARAN - The original "replay value"
Today's Sesame Street is brought to you by the letters -
THE FEMINISTS PICNIC -
FATAL MISTAKE -
DOG DAY AFTERNOON -
OH NO -
AS SLOWLY DAWNS ANOTHER DAY, - Eyelids flutter, dreams melt away. And what is left ahead of me? Just another case of S.S.D.D.
KFC DOUBLE DOWN LUTHER SANDWICH - An offering was made to the SAMMICH Gods...and they rejoiced! All is well in the land again.
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