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NICE TRY - You thought you could escape from the kitchen didn't you?


TAGS: sammiches not being made wtf
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by Togekiss

blesic - September 20, 2014, 12:06 pm
Very funny.
maoworks2 - November 28, 2011, 10:07 am
Get THE Chain For The Bed


A TRUE WOMAN - She rightfully defends her territory... the kitchen. Now...stop playing around and make me a sammich!


TAGS: real woman warrior kitchen sammich tits
Rating: 4.12/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

Azzameen85 - July 22, 2011, 7:27 am
Reminds me of my ex... I was never allowed in the kitchen and she was a great cook.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 21, 2010, 2:45 pm
See?
BennyChick - April 5, 2010, 6:42 pm
True...True
Cubbybear - April 2, 2010, 11:02 pm
Aggy knows his utensils
agdaniele - April 2, 2010, 8:51 pm
A quick lesson in defensive posturing.... the grill is clearly a coooling rack, which a woman (baker) should know. Secondly, if it was seen as a grill, it'd draw the man closer in, and by the time he was within reach, blammo! cheese grater hand job!
agdaniele - April 2, 2010, 8:49 pm
Barbecue me a sammich!
BennyChick - April 2, 2010, 8:47 pm
why does she have something for a grill as a shield? GRILLS ARE FOR MEN!!!


PURPLE HAYS - All in my brain, lately things just don't seem the same ...


TAGS: purple hays dont ssem same
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by Budog

carebear - March 21, 2012, 3:01 pm
(carebear BANNED)
holymoly - March 21, 2012, 12:08 pm
Funny! I like the simple ones... wait what does that say about me?
ughomer - March 21, 2012, 7:14 am
Good one! Hendrix played left-handed on an upside down Fender Stratocaster strung ass-backward.


OSAMA: R.I.P. - He now joins Megatron at the bottom of the sea.


TAGS: humor osama
Rating: 4.49/5

More motifakes by CatEyes

rmrm - December 8, 2011, 6:50 pm
Spock had the same funeral :D
50cal - May 2, 2011, 1:01 pm
They should have launched his body into the sun. That was the world could see via telescope is body floating to the sun.
Airman - May 2, 2011, 11:06 am
he sleeps with the fishes
MilDoc - May 2, 2011, 11:01 am
R.I.P....Rest In Pieces?!?
Bull - May 2, 2011, 9:30 am
thought R.I.P. was police code for rape in progress?
CatEyes - May 2, 2011, 7:56 am
R.I.P. = Rapid Interment Program... hahahaha!
steph1 - May 2, 2011, 7:46 am
in peace? R.I.H. - rot in hell


NEW DRINK -


TAGS: new drink osama bin laden
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by champ99

champ99 - May 6, 2011, 8:10 pm
Thanks guys! :)
Bull - May 6, 2011, 6:39 pm
HA!! 5L
Airman - May 6, 2011, 5:38 pm
lol


BLONDES - Are you the one who got Osama Bin Laden ?


TAGS: blondes seals duh osama
Rating: 4.45/5

More motifakes by Budog

WestTexRedneck - August 31, 2011, 12:24 pm
why yes, Yes I am the one....
mariand - August 30, 2011, 2:14 am
LOL... I think blonde5 can feel offended by that question


FINISH HIM -


TAGS: fatality finish osama bin laden
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by LeightonESmith

DrSynth - May 4, 2011, 11:08 pm
i agree about the epicness 5 overly gory fatalities
Reality Lord - May 2, 2011, 1:55 pm

this...is frickin epic. ok ok so i'm a gamer but this really made me laugh.


OSAMA BIN LADEN - Hide and Seek Champion September 11, 2001 – May 1, 2011 Finally Got Him !




HELL YEAH - Sometimes, you can just know the day is gonna be EPIC.




SAMMICH -


TAGS: sammich
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by corneredbadger

Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 3:35 pm
Challenge accepted! Now find me 49 other women!
Greeny - January 4, 2014, 10:30 pm
Don't forget smelly
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 4, 2014, 10:30 pm
I'd call this fair considering how many posters we make objectifying women.
nicholsjoshua15 - January 4, 2014, 10:03 pm
I really hate this poster, it makes it sound like men are nothing but baby making machines. We're far more than that, we're smart, feeling, loving human beings.
motivational777 - June 26, 2013, 3:09 pm
If I could do that, you wouldn't have time to make me a "Sammich"
Reality Lord - October 11, 2011, 3:51 pm

omg...how did i miss this....EPIC!!!
RHJunior - October 2, 2011, 3:51 am
Great, when you can pull down a gazelle with nothing but your teeth and Lee press-on nails, we'll talk. Till then make the damn sandwich.
Derek - September 30, 2011, 9:32 pm
Mmmmm Nigella Lawson. More than just good sandwiches.
keg0death - September 30, 2011, 6:45 pm
Challenge Accepted.
jplace - September 30, 2011, 11:52 am
But is it with the same female every time?
ICEMAN - September 30, 2011, 2:43 am
OK, make it a BLT. 5 manly lions.


MY SESAME CAKE - Stop Eating It


TAGS: congo tim curry sesame cake
Rating: 2.12/5
huvtonix - February 15, 2011, 9:21 pm
but its sooo good


I WANT YOU - Prepared for the Zombie Apocalypse




REGRET -


TAGS: pepperspray hippie occupy portland sammich
Rating: 3.98/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

5150monkeylove - December 15, 2011, 4:31 pm
Sorry it has been so long, guys and gals. Many changes in life have happened recently. I missed you all. Hello to the noobs! If you need some help, get with the elders here by pm. (some of you really need it.)


DREAMS - Sometimes, they come true.


TAGS: sammich women men kitchen funny
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Pillow34

Verdeckt - June 7, 2011, 8:04 am
is that BACON on those sammiches??? Dreams really do come true..


DON'T SHOOT!! - She's got a hostage!




PLAGIARISM - Now In 3D!


TAGS: same shit different color
Rating: 2.65/5

More motifakes by forseti

rnbw00 - June 21, 2011, 7:37 pm
As I was sitting in the theater watching Avatar, it suddenly hit me, "This is a sci-fi version of Dances With Wolves"
forseti - April 3, 2010, 8:18 am
god damn... i hate when this happens. sorry!
forseti - April 3, 2010, 8:18 am
uhh... didn't search for it. (that should be the excuse of cameron, too, don't you think?!?) ;)
forseti - April 3, 2010, 8:17 am
uhh... didn't search for it. (that should be the excuse of cameron, too, don't you think?!?) ;)
ThatGuy - April 3, 2010, 1:51 am
How many times are the mods gonna approve this poster?


REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY -


TAGS: sammich eats you rerun
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by rerun

irresistablex3 - January 13, 2011, 10:34 pm
i should do that to my future kids
autumnspirit - January 9, 2011, 5:50 pm
That's what ya get for asking for a fucking sammich! lol still made me laugh 5!
rerun - January 9, 2011, 2:35 pm

they don't have sammichs in Soviet Russia.
Reality Lord - January 9, 2011, 1:09 pm

....what ....no "in soviet russia....." joke?


TRUST -


TAGS: vase broken same different lose
Rating: 4.97/5

More motifakes by rerun

spacedog - June 14, 2011, 9:05 pm
Well done Rerun. 5L It's unfortunate that most people throw the vase away, cause everybody screws up sometimes.
Beo69 - June 8, 2011, 4:37 pm
Wise words!
dgoalie01 - June 7, 2011, 9:31 pm
thats deep man
house - June 7, 2011, 8:47 pm
nice


MCDONALDS - Their Burgers Are Made Fresh !!




SESAME STREET... - breeding what we call muppets today




MAKE ME A SAMMICH -


TAGS: sammich
Rating: 3.82/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

rerun - April 3, 2010, 7:06 pm

I keep meaning to make this. 1st I must make a living will.
wee - April 3, 2010, 7:03 pm
that sammich...i need it!!
thatonechick - February 1, 2010, 10:42 pm
Hey, look! They bought the cheese at HyVee. xD
Bartimaeus - September 16, 2009, 10:07 pm
It is perfect! 5/5 I think one of these would get a man through winter.
Todd Snyder - September 16, 2009, 10:04 pm
Dang! I'm such a sucker for these monster food motifakes. 5 lions for you (seach "Circus Waffle"-yummers)
BoneCD - September 9, 2009, 11:33 pm
I saw someone coat their bacon in panco crumbs and then deep fry it...I dreamed about new stints all night long
Claire - September 9, 2009, 11:04 pm
Step 6.5: chicken fry the bacon.
disturbd1 - May 15, 2009, 12:59 am
I'm having a heart attack just looking at this
Guest - April 17, 2009, 3:33 pm
I made this and it was amazing
fem - April 3, 2009, 1:46 pm
step 11 call an ambulance to get your stomach pumped
Grammar Nazi - March 28, 2009, 11:28 am
step 8 would be the only thing i would eat.
mallen - March 13, 2009, 7:50 pm
I just threw up a little.
HAHA - March 13, 2009, 10:57 am
Dude dont you know that undercooked ground beef could make you sick. HAHA
Porcelina - March 1, 2009, 10:15 pm
That looks so good.. minus all that cheese. If I want to kill myself I'll make this
TigerKid - March 1, 2009, 9:58 pm
Wow...just...wow


THE WIZARD OF OZ - Does he look like a bitch?




DYSLEXIA -


TAGS: sammich diagnosis
Rating: 3.48/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

BoneCD - October 23, 2009, 7:21 am
I've tried to talk to her Roadki11uk, but she said she would have some VooDoo spell put on me...
Roadki11uk - October 23, 2009, 5:49 am
That's a perfect sandwich... though maybe a little too much bread.
BoneCD - October 21, 2009, 3:58 pm
Sean...I only get mad at her when she does dress in the morning *psst, it's a old hippie thing...till she discovered Versace, Gucci and what ever the hell else she wares to all those save this and save that thingies*
beesladesh - October 20, 2009, 7:49 pm
Nice one. =)
MO - October 20, 2009, 6:15 pm
Hamsome!! Simply hamsome Bone!!! And MWLF FTW!!! 5...um, michsam's?
BoneCD - October 20, 2009, 4:00 pm
Good one MWLF...and thanks guys
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 20, 2009, 3:33 pm
At least she made you a wichsand!
Sean - October 20, 2009, 3:08 pm
Do you let her dress herself in the morning? How about if yer mad at her, then?
giulio - October 20, 2009, 2:55 pm
Nice post and... wife! 5L!
todd snyder - October 20, 2009, 2:55 pm
Never thought of it that way - 5 lions for thinking outside the box
aerofiend - October 20, 2009, 2:53 pm
Doesn't mean she's wrong.


RAISE YOUR HAND - If you're an asshole.


TAGS: osama bin laden is a terrorist asshole hand
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Vengeance

crankyhead - May 2, 2010, 10:01 pm
Instafive


THIS IS HOW IT ALL STARTS - One photoshopped picture and you have another conspiracy theory on your hands


TAGS: osama photoshopped scuba diving
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by Budog

tellitlikeitis - May 5, 2011, 9:15 pm
Truly good. 5 l's.
Reality Lord - May 5, 2011, 6:25 pm

how do we tie aliens into this.
pudgytroll - May 5, 2011, 2:48 pm
so very true...


SANOSUKE SAGARA - I think Cloud's Buster sword just got out-bigged...




D'OH -


TAGS: fox osama not obama
Rating: 4.27/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

epimethius05 - May 3, 2011, 12:27 pm
WTH dude, cant you afford an HDTV?
tellitlikeitis - May 2, 2011, 10:42 pm
Ouch for Fox News... good eye.
taxiinthesky - May 2, 2011, 8:39 pm
Nice!!!!
GySgt1811 - May 2, 2011, 8:36 pm
I just realized; my reaction to the news of UBL's death has lasted over 4 hours. Should I call my doctor?
Airman - May 2, 2011, 6:38 pm
good ole Fox


STAR SCREAM - You've FAILED me again....


TAGS: decipticons floatsam jetsam transformers megatron
Rating: 4.15/5

More motifakes by MashiMashi

OmegaReaper - April 23, 2012, 5:00 pm
I belive that it will leave a scar xD


100 KIRBYS! - Choose you character!


TAGS: kirby 100 mario yoshi marcus luigi peach bowser lucas ness ice climbers samus dk
Rating: 2.05/5

More motifakes by Eugene

zoomer296 - January 6, 2013, 9:54 pm
Kirby? Why not Zoidberg?
vgcats - July 15, 2012, 12:55 am
Please don't add your watermark to this. :/ http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=253
boeweizer - June 12, 2010, 9:28 pm
ok on your mark get set hang!!
Eugene - November 6, 2009, 12:19 am
Hell it is Bet i can beat you in a race there!
boeweizer - November 3, 2009, 12:50 am
hmm if is kicks a asterisk s then it must be so awesome it went underground to try and escape it awesome-ness, then we meet in hell eugene
bevhillsreborn - October 28, 2009, 7:19 pm
pottery barn kicks ass, boe, find a place that kicks more ass then any other place you know of and go there.
Eugene - October 28, 2009, 1:36 am
Wait...What? I phased out there, what happened?
THeDRiZZ - October 27, 2009, 11:24 pm
This one gets a five just for the comment section and nothing else! lmao
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 11:08 pm
You leaned into it, boe... well played!
boeweizer - October 27, 2009, 10:47 pm
ok noon it is but what a pottery barn?
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 10:24 pm
LOL!!!!! Hackey Sack rumble!!!
Sean - October 27, 2009, 10:22 pm
You tell 'em aggy. Dudes, you should settle this with wiffle bats at noonish behind the Pottery Barn.
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 10:14 pm
Wow. Kirby smack-talk? Flinch fight!!!
boeweizer - October 27, 2009, 10:13 pm
i know of another kirby artist and he made some marvel ones and other ones that look way better that urs


BEHOLD! SHARK POOP! - Errrr... Osama Bin Laden


TAGS: osama shark poop
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by motinet

M0rd3kaI - October 1, 2012, 9:28 am
Friggen-A
Airman - May 3, 2011, 12:25 pm
it's a joke.. not an entry in the Encylcopaedia Brittanica. Christ
epimethius05 - May 3, 2011, 12:19 pm
Whale sharks feed on algae not detritus.
Cloudchaser - May 2, 2011, 11:39 pm
I may be mistaken, but that looks like a non-carnivorous whale shark
Reality Lord - May 2, 2011, 6:54 pm

anonymous....1L.....JOKING JUST JOKING BOSSMAN.
Airman - May 2, 2011, 6:15 pm
LOL


HONEY COME AND GET IT - I made you a sammich !


TAGS: i made you sammich
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Budog

mariand - September 1, 2011, 5:34 pm
Nope...I'm bu5y with the drinking game...lol


SAMMICH - Looks like this one could use some meat !!


TAGS: sammich can we be your filling
Rating: 3.85/5

More motifakes by MustyK

Hinoron - March 27, 2012, 4:49 pm
Wasn't quite what I meant when I asked you to make me one... but this is better!


SCHRODINGER'S SAMMICH - It is both delicious und not delicious. You cannot know until you take a bite.


TAGS: schrodinger sammich sadwich cat german quatum science hellsing
Rating: 3.22/5

More motifakes by Lina_M13

Derek - September 27, 2009, 12:18 am
The cat has eyes that are neither brown nor blue but in an indeterminate state. :-)
spacedog - September 26, 2009, 5:55 pm
Add a little mustard, but hold the...Meowww...quiet. Hold the...meowww...mayo. AAHROM NOM NOM NOM...


"GERBER BABY" REJECT - Little Sammy Kinison


TAGS: gerber baby sam kinison
Rating: 2.44/5

More motifakes by Koradan

stavro1 - November 19, 2009, 4:36 pm
Those babies are going to starve!


SAMMICH... - Yeah go make me one!


TAGS: sammaic
Rating: 1.56/5

More motifakes by KENANDREWS2

Fatt Matt - April 16, 2010, 4:38 pm
I concur... you've got to put some kind of new twist to it... not as above.
Faceplant31 - April 16, 2010, 4:34 pm
1L - Personally the whole sammich craze i getting really fucking retarded/ old. Lets change it up a bit and think of somthin original. I know it might hurt but give it a try.


OSAMA BIN LADEN - meets the first of the 72 virgins promised by Allah


TAGS: osama bin laden
Rating: 4.39/5

More motifakes by Scipio0987

MrFails - June 2, 2011, 10:05 pm
the one on TOP is bin lamen. the bottom is his wife.
Derek - June 2, 2011, 12:35 am
Using his wife as a human shield
spacedog - June 1, 2011, 10:31 pm
That's no moon...
Sean - June 1, 2011, 9:15 pm
See? He WAS living in a cave -- or at least trying to.
house - June 1, 2011, 4:50 pm
another "planking" death


CHUCK NORRIS - Killed Osama Bin Laden


TAGS: chuck norris killed osama terrorist
Rating: 1.88/5

More motifakes by NYHCx845

Sean - May 4, 2011, 5:03 pm
This poster is an insult to the heroes who did the deed. And anyone who can act their way outta a wet paper bag.


TAKE AWAY THE -




THE MAXX - Coolest homeless person EVER!




OPTIMIST VS PESSIMIST. - The Optimist "Oh what a beautiful sight, let's check it out." The Pessimist "You do know the moment we step inside we're gonna be killed by Ninjas and Samurais right?


TAGS: optimist pessimist ninjas samurais
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by nicholsjoshua15

steve1961 - February 22, 2013, 2:51 pm
What about all those ninjas shown on the outside in this photo?


EDWARD CULLEN - Can't even compare to this amount of swag.




ULTIMATE SAMMICH!! - Two grilled cheese sandwiches as buns... ...BRILLIANT!


TAGS: sammich
Rating: 3.94/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

vader - January 24, 2010, 6:58 pm
yes, but there's too much salad on it


OSAMA BIN LADEN SEAL TEAM 6 -




APACHE CHIEF - What kind of stinking superhero loses his powers to a cup of hot coffee to the crotch?




I KNEW IT! - He's Still Alive




FOUND OSAMA BIN LADEN -


TAGS: technology osama found
Rating: 4.03/5

More motifakes by ReRac

birddseedd - December 1, 2013, 4:34 pm
What is the point of saying this kind of stuff. couldnt be any further from the truth.
440wakeup - May 16, 2011, 8:51 pm
What was the mailing address smart-ass!!


BERT AND OSAMA - We're pretty much dead now. Just admit it.


TAGS: bert osama bin laden terrorist middle east funny humor
Rating: 3.18/5

More motifakes by beesladesh

Chopperliscious - October 23, 2009, 10:29 pm
Me likes!
Bartimaeus - October 23, 2009, 9:48 pm
lol They could have been seperated at birth! Practically twins!


PURE ELECTRICITY - IN MY PANTS!


TAGS: black vulcan apache chief superfriends superfriends samurai el dorado wonder twins
Rating: 1.73/5

More motifakes by jalford

Woodywood03a - July 30, 2009, 11:18 am
Nothing saying
BoneCD - July 30, 2009, 10:18 am
I thought that talking aboot your dates was forbidden


SO ERNIE? - Ya left me for Big Bird cause he looks like a big rubber ducky. How 'bout this for a big bird so start the ducking!




SNAKE'S MOTORBOAT - The two best places in the whole game!




BUN IN THE OVEN - Wow...that is very good dear... Now quit standing around and finish my sammich




FUTURE POLICEWOMEN - If that's how the female cops are dressed, then WTF do the hookers wear?!


TAGS: ghost in the shell gits anime manga cyberpunk masamune shirow
Rating: 2.81/5

More motifakes by jalford

rudeboy308 - October 11, 2010, 3:05 pm
One of the first titles I got into when I first discovered anime was Ghost in the Shell. It remains one of my favorites, and you're looking at the main reason why.
Informator - September 2, 2009, 2:22 am
nothing >.> they wear nothing...


MAKE HIM A SAMMICH -


TAGS: wife recipe bread crackers sammich
Rating: 4.14/5

More motifakes by Iconoclast

Iconoclast - February 22, 2011, 11:03 pm
It has been previously noted that we English speaking peoples are divided by our common language. In this instance I was using Motifake speak, a form of common language not taught in school. With all due respect to the Earl of Sandwich.
Iconoclast - February 22, 2011, 11:03 pm
It has been previously noted that we English speaking peoples are divided by our common language. In this instance I was using Motifake speak, a form of common language not taught in school. With all due respect to the Earl of Sandwich.
knuker - February 22, 2011, 5:26 pm
thehun wtfgdykaacatot usa if you can read this you may have a text or tweeting problem also to simplify it for you other peoples thehun shut it.
Claire - February 21, 2011, 10:15 pm
Did he just call us "yanks?"
rerun - February 21, 2011, 8:20 pm

at Motifake it is a sammich
thehun - February 21, 2011, 8:14 pm
when will you bloody yanks learn? its called a Sandwich!!!
autumnspirit - February 17, 2011, 6:29 am
It's close Louis! Do it! Quick! Before he comes home!


AH THE GOOD 'OL DAYS - When women accepted their natural place




OSAMA BIN LADIN - No wonder we can't catch him. All we have are stinkin Humvee's.




HIGHER EDUCATION -


TAGS: be the same and different
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by Bull

GaryO - July 23, 2012, 3:20 pm
heh, heh....exactly, 5L


SILK SPECTRE - All I have to say is spandex does the body good


TAGS: samanthawpg
Rating: 3.76/5

More motifakes by SamanthaWpg

samanthasuicide - February 19, 2012, 11:33 pm
sexy www.samanthawpg.com
LogicDude - March 18, 2010, 2:22 pm
Dare I speak those words? Yes...I believe I will: OM NOM NOM NOM!
SamanthaWpg - March 18, 2010, 2:02 pm
PHOTO TAKEN BY SAMANTHAWPG : WITH BLACKBERRY PHONE WITH MY ARM EXTENED OUT NICE SHOT !!!!!


WORLD HUNGER - If you people would LIVE WHERE THE FOOD IS! YOU LIVE IN A DESERT! NOTHING GROWS OUT HERE! NOTHING'S GONNA GROW OUT HERE! YOU SEE THIS? HUH? THIS IS SAND.


TAGS: sam kinison
Rating: 3.2/5

More motifakes by AdmiralAckbar

Ed-Hyde - August 25, 2010, 1:49 pm
Worse. Step 1 - Send food, seed and irrigation aid. Step 2 - Food intercepted by rival militias and tribes, Step 3 - Seed and irrigation maybe make it through, grow crops, Step 4 - Crops confiscated, fields burned. Repeat steps 1-4.
pzykosiz - August 24, 2010, 7:31 pm
harsh but true
AdmiralAckbar - August 24, 2010, 6:48 pm
If we stopped sending food and meds the suffering would have ended long ago. Perhaps Sam was right, start sending plane tickets instead.
Derek - August 24, 2010, 6:22 pm
As if they have a choice.


THE FUTURE -


TAGS: past future same death rerun
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by rerun

Sho - January 22, 2011, 9:29 pm
Well I may not be a greybeard, but I still think this one is better
rerun - January 21, 2011, 1:59 pm

@LIfe, you may have noticed (doubtful) that there are over 70,000 motifakes here. Pics get reused all the time. Let it die, so much as fart and anything gos as far as people here abusing you
culos - January 21, 2011, 12:41 pm
@Life: Maybe it would be a good idea to learn to write proper English first. I'm sure it would be a great improvement. After you've achieved that try to grow a sense of humor that's not just funny to you and you might be on to something. Want help? Ask!!!
Faceplant31 - January 21, 2011, 11:14 am
Well you're wrong. You give me a pic that you have an amsome idea on and i will show you a different approach from a handful of grey beards. Pics are only half of the motifake.
Life - January 21, 2011, 11:07 am
Hey man mod grey beard if they are so epic and all powerful on this site then why can't they I think they should be original all the time or else they are just being nooby and are a shame to grey beards
Zook - January 20, 2011, 1:23 pm
epic 5L
rerun - January 20, 2011, 11:33 am

@Life...I can give you Death if you would like
rerun - January 20, 2011, 11:33 am

@Life...I can give you Death if you would like
Faceplant31 - January 20, 2011, 10:20 am
It amazes me that a lil noob like you life has the balls to call out a Grey Beard let alone a mod for using the same pic as you used. There is no shame when the new poster doesn't correlate with yours and is so much better too.
Life - January 20, 2011, 9:36 am
http://www.motifake.com/123037 for shame


MW3 -


TAGS: same game different cover mw3 sucks
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

abraaz - January 20, 2012, 6:07 am
Yes but the thing is this game is actually copied and pasted, well most of it is anyway. For instance when server crash on PC you get this meassage "We're sorry but the Modern Warefare 2 servers have crashed" I mean like seriously, that is an epic fail xD
falloutghoul - January 19, 2012, 2:03 pm
I object! And no, I am not defending Money Wasted 3!
Sho - January 18, 2012, 11:24 pm
All video game sequels are a copy paste lol
djrcreative - January 18, 2012, 10:39 pm
Nice. Harsh. Ouch. I'm clueless about video games, but I get it. 5L


SAMURAI ELVIS - Can't get any cooler than that!




DEADLY - A womans tongue.. like a sharp sword can kill with one blow.. but most women prefer torturing you with it first....


TAGS: asian samurai sword
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by flint

ArturiusMaxwell - July 2, 2011, 10:57 am
Nice one!
jameswnash - September 18, 2010, 7:21 pm
oooh and us not forget the teases!
Reality Lord - September 18, 2010, 5:27 pm

nice one!


TAPPING?!?!? - I'd be tearing that shit up!!!!!!


TAGS: amanda tapping carter samantha
Rating: 3.13/5
rodtoo40 - May 3, 2012, 5:49 pm
Tapping would be just the start
Me - November 5, 2009, 11:42 am
Makeup and lighting are an incredible thing
CANADA - October 30, 2009, 1:18 pm
shes a british canadian, and shes wearing an american flag. damn she gets around!
John R - October 30, 2009, 6:38 am
Amanda Tapping is that rare type of woman, who just keeps getting hotter and hotter.


Same Day Delivery -


TAGS: flux capacitor same day delivery
Rating: 4.92/5

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CloudchaserS - August 31, 2013, 11:22 am
It would be awesome if pizza delivery drivers had flux capacitors
ipaprime - August 31, 2013, 6:49 am
but only if you have 1.21 gigawatts of electricity
ipaprime - August 31, 2013, 6:49 am
but only if you have 1.21 gigawatts of electricity


GO AHEAD - Tell me to get you a sammich ONE MORE TIME




JUST MELLOW OUT MAN - The Sesame Street Dudes Abide...




SESAME STREET - brought to you today by the letter "O".....myyy....


TAGS: sesame muppets strippers
Rating: 4.52/5

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Grimnir - May 31, 2012, 3:48 am
oHo oOhO YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP !


GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN -


TAGS: female hormones class kitchen sammich
Rating: 4.42/5

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TheTrashHeap - June 27, 2010, 4:38 pm
While similar to 105600 there are many differences between the two. Both are well done. This stands on it's own merit.
Anonymous2 - June 27, 2010, 2:41 pm
Meh. Would've been better if it was before http://www.motifake.com/geography-of-a-woman-motifake-service-announcement-demotivational-poster-105600.html


CASINO ROYALE - Samuel L Jackson as James Bond "I said 'shaken not stirred', Muthafukka!"


TAGS: samuel jackson
Rating: 4.18/5

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angus90 - May 7, 2010, 1:57 am
good shit
The Goat - February 10, 2010, 8:41 pm
I wasn't paying close attention to his face and just automatically thought "Richard Kiel is back!" then thought about it and felt really really silly
Produceman117 - February 10, 2010, 6:29 pm
Very clever. 5L.


SAM FISHER WILL GET THE JOB DONE ONCE AND FOR ALL - If Gotham City Was Being Protected By Sam Fisher All Super Villains Would Be Dead And The City Would Be Safe For Good.




MAY 2011 -


TAGS: osama bush obama may 2011
Rating: 3.94/5

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DrSynth - May 4, 2011, 11:00 pm
i love it 5L
ShadowSerpent - May 3, 2011, 7:42 am
You're not the only one, I laughed quite a bit as well. But I guess it's a gamer thing...
CaptainBaked - May 2, 2011, 2:21 pm
Why am I the only one that finds this quite funny...


SAMUEL CLEMENS -


TAGS: samuel clemens not to impressed with the future star trek
Rating: 3.18/5

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JDHalfrack - May 30, 2010, 7:49 am
Hey PreacherMan, I agree. But, I made this for a Physics class I teach. We watch Star Trek episodes, and this is always one of the students' favorite episodes because of how annoying Mark Twain is.
agdaniele - May 30, 2010, 12:20 am
This ain't the beer guy?
Preacher Man - May 30, 2010, 12:18 am
Not to be a total f'ing geek here, but by the end of that episode, he was impressed with the future. Said it was worth giving up cigars for. Great performance by Jerry Hardin as Twain in a sillier than usual time travel episode.


OSAMU TEZUKA - In the time it took you to read this he drew a +100 page Manga


TAGS: osamu tezuka astro boy
Rating: 2.91/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 25, 2012, 1:22 pm
I believe it, dude. 5L Yes, I'm a manga and anime fan. Apologies to anyone who isn't. Waitaminute... no I'm not! Lol.


COSPLAY - NOT always a bad idea


TAGS: samus cosplay costume video game metroid
Rating: 2.76/5

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MetaShadow - November 30, 2010, 5:16 pm
this chick also does many more amazing cosplay. she has a deviant art account.
iburnpeoplewearingkilts - June 17, 2009, 7:36 am
Don't care what anyone says...that is an awesome costume.
Töm - December 17, 2008, 2:31 am
Samus has way bigger boobs, if you go by the breast plate on the vrala suit. maybe the suit also increases bust size as well as protect form fire.
english--and proud - November 23, 2008, 7:09 am
looks like a refugee from some future "dallas" series..
Phage - November 23, 2008, 6:07 am
Proof that not all women are hopeless.
Can I Have One? - July 14, 2008, 9:56 pm
Asian Samus...
O_O; - May 12, 2008, 1:14 am
My friends, I am in love.


TRUTH -


TAGS: mario samus peach zelda gaming
Rating: 4.87/5

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deth369 - May 25, 2011, 2:03 pm
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


AMERICAN BADASS -


TAGS: samuel whittemore american revolutionary war veterans america usa
Rating: 4.82/5

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Thedge - November 13, 2014, 12:31 pm
That was America. Would you like a Hot Apple Pie with that order, sir?


A DISNEY WEEK - is clearly when the Prince gets married and the bad guy gets killed


TAGS: osama prince wedding death
Rating: 4.36/5

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Derek - May 4, 2011, 5:57 am
Well spotted, that man.


GOOD SAMARITANS - What Really Happens When You Join A Band Of Misfits With Serious Personality Disorders


TAGS: samaritan wizard oz tinman
Rating: 4.1/5

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deathgod753 - March 28, 2011, 9:00 am
dam i kill a lot of peps that day
Cloudchaser - March 13, 2011, 11:17 am
I immediately thought of the horror metal band The Misfits


VAMPIRES - Are better counters than lovers.


TAGS: twilight is gay shit house the count from sesame street kicks ultimate ass
Rating: 3.68/5

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Kahoalii - October 14, 2011, 2:16 am
5, 5 Lions! AH AH AH!
aesop's folly - November 10, 2009, 5:39 pm
5/5 for a GREAT catch


WTF - This is where our kids colorful vocabulary comes from.




BIG BIRD - See this kids? You didn't pay enough money to PBS, now look at what you've done.




I ALWAYS WANTED TO DO -




YES YOU! - Hey Osama, what took you so long?




OSAMA UNDER THE SEA - i can't wait for this episode of spongebob




FRANK BARONE - MAKE ME A SAMMICH!


TAGS: everybody loves raymond sammich
Rating: 3/5

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Dan - February 8, 2009, 7:45 pm
Holy crap!


SESAME STREET PSA - If it's not love Use a glove




PERTURBABLE -


TAGS: yosemite sam bugs bunny teddy
Rating: 4.44/5

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mariand - May 30, 2012, 12:17 am
lol
CloudchaserS - May 29, 2012, 11:50 pm
Haha! Good one!


JOHN MONTAGU, 4TH EARL OF SAMMICH - Wench, bring me meat tucked between two slices of bread.


TAGS: sammiches
Rating: 4.33/5

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R.S.Jake - June 9, 2010, 12:09 pm
Flexaril is Awesome! I like the "waves" as they crash against you...very soothing.
Preacher Man - June 9, 2010, 12:01 pm
Flexaril is a muscle relaxer for my back. Slivovitz is a Croation plum brandy with a nice, long lasting burn. Combine the two and posters like this ensue.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 9, 2010, 11:31 am
I don't know what those are, But I do the same thing with alcohol all the time. Don't feel bad.
Preacher Man - June 9, 2010, 11:30 am
It's astounding what will seem funny when you combine Flexaril with Slivovitz after midnight. This seemed so much funnier last night...


GOODNIGHT RALPH - Goodnight Sam See you tomorrow


TAGS: sam sheepdog and ralph wolf quote
Rating: 4.07/5

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epimethius05 - May 3, 2011, 3:06 pm
Awesome subtext! I'm not sure many people caught the Sheepdog/Wiley E Coyote refrence
agdaniele - December 22, 2009, 7:32 pm
PErfect!!! 5L
Mongo - December 22, 2009, 3:27 pm
Just finished up at VFA-213, the Super's...nice toy!
GreyScorpion - December 22, 2009, 3:27 pm
Excellent Warner Bros. Looney Tunes Reference. 5 Wolves In Sheeps Clothing
phydeaux - December 22, 2009, 2:17 pm
5/5 Mr. Airman Sir. I loves me an F/A-18. Moved from A7E's to the F/A-18. What a nice change THAT was!


MAYBE IT MEANS -


TAGS: wizardofoz samueljackson pulpfiction
Rating: 3.74/5

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CANADA - December 8, 2009, 8:45 pm
LMAO! amsome job!


IN CASE OF EMERGENCY PLANS - Always made after the emergency




SAMUS ARAN - The original "replay value"




Today's Sesame Street is brought to you by the letters -


TAGS: you white me in you black me out scary bert sesame street poster evolution
Rating: 5/5

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Sho - December 22, 2014, 1:26 pm
love the style


THE FEMINISTS PICNIC -


TAGS: sammichs
Rating: 4.95/5

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spacedog - February 20, 2013, 7:31 pm
5L
steve1961 - February 20, 2013, 3:13 pm
No sammichs and not a Lady Schick to be found...
MissPriss - February 20, 2013, 12:54 pm
5L me Lord...made me choke laugh and that even outranks a gut giggle....well done indeed sire.


FATAL MISTAKE -


TAGS: wild west gunfight sammich
Rating: 4.79/5

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Vampyro - July 22, 2011, 5:49 am
I only have 5 bullets but I am trying to get that sammich anyway
ICEMAN - July 9, 2011, 12:13 am
I'll take 5 slices on mine.


PITIFUL -




DOG DAY AFTERNOON -


TAGS: osama
Rating: 4.57/5

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OH NO -




AS SLOWLY DAWNS ANOTHER DAY, - Eyelids flutter, dreams melt away. And what is left ahead of me? Just another case of S.S.D.D.




KFC DOUBLE DOWN LUTHER SANDWICH - An offering was made to the SAMMICH Gods...and they rejoiced! All is well in the land again.


TAGS: sammich
Rating: 3.77/5

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familyghost - April 25, 2010, 1:41 pm
under the top piece of cheese.
ICEMAN - April 24, 2010, 6:47 am
Where's the bacon?


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